Well this gets into a post fight, now! So good!
I got a little story to tell you guys here
It starts like this
I go to this Tate Gallery
Actually it's not a gallery, it's more like a museum
Like the MoMA on 53rd Street or something
You know, the MoMa, it's a nice place, but in this case
We're not talking about the MoMa
Well, I walk in
I'm with this guy, a friend of mine
And we're talking
And you know who we get to talk to?
We just met Laura
The problem is
I can't make out what she's saying
'Cause she comes from there
Up there in the North
A place called Doncaster
Still... We keep talking to Laura
(Chorus)
Are we up for a drink?
I can see no thing else 'round here
Are we up for a drink?
Are we up for a drink?
I can see no thing else 'round here
Are we up for a drink?
Are we up for a drink?
Are we up for a drink?
Now, looking at my empty glass with no wine left
I slowly seem to realize
He's eying this girl on the sofa
And that's actually Laura
Lovely Laura, lovely fella
It's the girl he's after
That's his aim, that's his game
So we're going nagedinag, he goes ragidirag
I go flipfloppyto and “How about you?”
And what they want – O, I can make out
So I try to help, but it's not that hard
Let's go to my place, let's leave this bar, with the girl
Let's get the motherfucking shit out
Wanna get a dinner in my home?
That's what you want?
Are we up for a meal?
I can see no thing else 'round here
Are we up for a meal?
Are we up for a meal?
I can see no thing else 'round here
Are we up for a meal?
Are we up for a meal?
Are we up for a meal?
So now we're all in my place
And it's eleven thirty or even later
And we're cooking something not quite light
So we just drinking
So we just talking about people and places
So we just stay there in me dining room
Talking to Laura
Some jokes I don't understand
Some cigar - some music
And he's looking at the girl on the sofa all the time
So I'm asking myself
What should I do with them?
I got this big sofa bed we could open for you guys to crash on
There was this beer
And it'd always come up to my brain
And we're just drinking
And we've been having good time
We got knocked out
I don't know what happened to them after that
I was already gone to my bed
Something glad was gonna happen
Something bright was gonna happen
Yeah, you've quite understood, but they are grown-ups, right?
Did they sleep very long?
I can see no real reason here
Did they sleep very long?
Did they sleep very long?
I can see no real reason here
Did they sleep very long?
Did they sleep very long?
Did they sleep very long?
Ohhhh
Yeeeah
On the next morning we're having breakfast at eight
When my flatmate's coming in like that - "look at that!"
What's he saying?
Nothing. But once they've gone
He comes to me and asks:
"Did you know these guys?"
"Just met them in the tube" - I answer - "why?"
"Oh, ok, I thought you might have met them at the Museum"
"Well, no. In the Tube."
Ok let me just tell you this : the story is absolutely true. Final dialog included. Now for the framing text, you'll appreciate that, I'm sure: